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by aboi_1 November 14, 2020
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Blue Blazer

Place a lighter outside of your clothes(underwear, pants panty's, shorts, so on...)put against your anus. Blast a large explosive flatulence (fart). While blasting one, light the lighter for a Blue Blazer flame.
A gaseous combustion released by the anus once lit with a flame causes a Blue Flame.

Today on the bus Sean put his legs on the back of the seat and took a lighter out and lit his farts. Causing a Blue Blazer.
by Slick Parkdale September 16, 2006
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Blue Man Group

By far the best show in Las Vegas (except for the nude dancers)
by slim thug May 2, 2005
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"Joliet" Jake Blues

Jake Blues, the elder of the two Blues Brothers, was imprisioned for five years, for holding up a gas station to cover the band's room service tab in a gig in Tijuana. He was released on parole after three years, for good behaviour, and was picked up by his brother, Elwood. After a fully religious experience, he decided to put the band back together, to raise money, and to pay the taxes on the orphanage in which he and Elwood grew up. He was played by John Belushi, who died before Blues brothers 2000 came out.
"Sell me your children!"
"Bring me four fried chickens, and a Coke."
"The BAAAND!"
"You traded the Bluesmobile for a MICROPHONE? ... I can see that."

Holy crap, "Joliet" Jake Blues did all his own dancing.
by RoboTribble May 6, 2006
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blue screen of death

An 600 x 800, blue message screen generated by a fatal error on a computer using a version of Windows prior to Windows 2000. This screen also closes the program you are using and makes you automatically lose all your unsaved data.
"I just got a blue screen of death and lost all my hard work! AAAAHHH!"
by star8706 February 1, 2003
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blue splash rash

The subsequent rash one develops after dropping a load into a freshly cleaned honey-bucket. The lack of feces to break your sizable log's fall in the freshly pumped toilet allows the loaf to splash the blue chemical cocktail in the bottom up into your browneye, hence causing a rash.
Watch out Doug - they just pumped the honey-bucket. There's not the usual volcano of half-digested burritos from the landscapers in there to break the fall. You're just lookin' for a case of Blue Splash Rash.
by Billy B August 24, 2006
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Red vs Blue

An internet series about two sides fighting a pointless battle for a pointless war in the middle of a box canyon. There are the reds, Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Donut, then there are the blues Church, Tex, Tucker, and Caboose.
O'Mally-Into the abyss! Never to be seen again! unless I want to be seen, in that case, if I see you before you see me...look out.
*skips*
Sheila-he took lopez!
Grif-Where is he
O'Mally-up here you fools!
donut-that guy is wicked fast!
Doc-thanks! I learned it in track in highschool, it was the least competitive sport i could find!
Grif-track sucks!
O'Mally-You suck!
by Mustache Man March 3, 2005
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