Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.

“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”

by Asian Obama October 1, 2022

Two Thumbs Up

You love to be caringly held by large muscular men.

Michael and Jacob held two thumbs up in the picture.
They must love large muscular men.

by queerbungeefrog October 16, 2022

two wheeler

A further colloquial rhyming extraction from the word "sheila" which means girl or woman.

"We're off to the rubbity-dub to chat up some two wheelers".

by jagdude January 19, 2022

Twos

A concluding remark or gesture at parting; in reference to the amount of fingers you hold up as you leave.

Person 1: Yo! im out.

Person 2: Ight... twos.

by billyboy12345666 January 20, 2022

The Two-Finger Salsa

Fingering a Latina chick

Me and that hot chic from Mexico did the two-finger salsa last night.

by Bambamflintstone May 18, 2022

two trucks

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex

two trucks having sex

by IDONTKNOWHOWBUTTHEYFOUNDME May 22, 2022

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022