Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 30, 2022

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 17, 2025

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Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

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Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 12, 2021

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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork August 18, 2024

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