Sloppy Seconds September

Sloppy Seconds September or SSS, is a challenge that starts with you finding a women who clearly just had sex, and you have sex with them. now to complete the challenge you need to do this every in September.

I think that Kyle is tring the Sloppy Seconds September challenge, he has been trying to have sex with that black girl who seems to have had sex in the last 5 minutes

by TheGrayGuy December 22, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

Slopping

When two makes, usually grossly overweight, cover themselves in pig slop and run into each other repeatedly. Often headbutts will occur as an indication of love.

Once a year, my good friends Alfredo and Scott meet up and start slopping.

by Baddawg64 January 8, 2025

sloppy shitter

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.

Becca gave Gage a sloppy shitter last night

by anonymous January 8, 2025

Sloppy Ratha

A sex act involving sitting on a bench all alone and eating cheese when you'd "ratha" be getting laid.

"We went on a date but he gave me the ol' sloppy ratha when it was time to get busy."

by Obstinate Otter January 20, 2025

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 23, 2025