shit flap

Someone who will not stop talking bullshit and lies.

When he drinks he talks non stop bullship so i think he is a shit flap.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Shit mother

Combination of holy shit and mother fucker: an exclamation of excitement or approval

Shit mother! That's what I'm talking about!

by Nacho Grande November 19, 2007

shit phantom

when a party-goer uses the bathroom, turns off the water to the toilet (via knob below the toilet bowl), flushes the toilet until the water no longer runs, then proceeds to shit in the toilet.

The shit phantom struck again at Jay C's house.

by Mike B. and Mike V. January 8, 2008

stadium shit

A prank that entails taking a dump in the toilet tank, as opposed to the toilet bowl. When executing a stadium shit, it appears as though you are seated on a bleacher at a stadium, hence the name.

This prank is usually performed at the residence of one that you dislike.

The result of this prank is that no matter how many times the toilet is flushed, there's still going to be shit in it.

To get even with my boss for stiffing me for a raise, I took a stadium shit at his house when he invited everyone over for Christmas.

by Peter Paul Gualtieri February 11, 2009

Jam-shit

Meaning the best, awesome

This drink is the jam-shit!

by Midnight Vixen February 21, 2009

Shit-Cargo

'Shit-Cargo' is an insulting name for the City of Chicago given by Minnesotans to that sweaty load of feces in Illinois that calls itself 'great' every chance it gets. (The full formal insult usage is 'Shitty of Shit-Cargo'.)

Minnesotans are particularly fond of referring to the murderous load this way when forced to travel there on business or for a funeral. From the snot-nosed North Shore to the goddamned ghetto South Side, Shit-Cargo is a : stinky, bullet-ridden, corrupt & rotten pile of shit.

Chris : Big plans for the weekend ?

Terry: Going to Shit-Cargo for a Twins away game.

Chris : ...So sorry ...

by joedaprogramma April 26, 2014

Shit Corns

Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.

Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.

by Pussy licker mmm July 3, 2016