dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

by QuacksO February 2, 2024

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets

The go to food choice of

Stoners , potheads, under achievers, slackers ,gamers
And the children of single mothers

Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets ..... doritos or cheetos can

Be seen as a bonus and side dish.

Hi my name is Matthew and I live with my mom and
Plat xbox live while I have Mountain Dew & Hot Pockets.

by Blu_leef February 15, 2024

California hot pocket

An sexual activity involving two men, where one shits in the other's asshole and then fucks him in the asshole

"dude, I gave Dwayne a mean California hot pocket last night"

by anonymous February 15, 2024

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

hawaii hot pocket

the act of inserting pineapple into the vagina of another women, and then fucking it.

Holy shit bro, my dick burns after I gave that fat bitch a hawaii hot pocket last night.

by conqueeftdador III April 5, 2024