Jungle Penis

Uncircumcised with the combination of unshaven pubes, reminiscent of the tribal way of the jungle and their uncleanliness

I was taking a shower at the YMCA and I saw this one fool with jungle penis! It was covered with some weird skin and lost in the hair!

by yvanehtnioj December 20, 2008

ass penies

penies that have been put in ones ass, used to give confidence to the person whos ass the pennies have been in.

"Man, i feel alot better since he has some of my ass penies in his pocket. I mean, i don't have any thing in my pocket thats been put into his ass."

by bone thug March 2, 2003

Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.

bow down you fucking penis wrinkle

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

penis garbage

The lint and other crud that gathers around the head of your penis. ALSO BALL HAIR NASTY.

That guys penis garbage kept me flossin' for days...

by A_dogg892 January 23, 2009

Joy Penis

A woman with a very large penis who is named Joy. Many times lives a seemingly 'normal' life with a husband and kids, but has a large penis. Usually ends with divorce.

Guy 1: Hey man what happened with Joy?

Guy 2: I broke up with her.

Guy 1: Why!? She was hot!

Guy 2: She had a Joy penis.

Guy 1: Oh!

by Mysterypickle July 17, 2011

Rhino Penis

The weirdest looking thing in the world. It's long, and people think it's a 5th leg. Pretty nasty.

Son: Hey look! The Rhino has 5 legs!
Mom: Honey, that's not a 5th leg. That's a rhino penis.

by Globz August 3, 2011

Antonia's penis

A penis that sticks out of your asshole

I wanna fuck you in the ass with Antonia's penis. BUTT SEX!

by Douchey pouchey May 17, 2015