nut rolled

when your in bed and she rolls your nuts around your head

Dude I got nut rolled last night it was terrible.#getnutrolled

by Billy joe dick wad December 2, 2017

Brazil Nuts

A male human's balls after a potentially female human has performed a procedure more commonly known as a 'back, sack and crack.

"Wow Jack, you've certainly got a set of Brazil nuts on you after that wax"

Safe to say Simon was particularly impressed with Jack's new pair.

by The real Ed BALLS April 19, 2021

Nut Fro

The condition of having excessive curly pubic hair on one's scrotum.

"You know Jane, I was sixtynining with Bill the other night and I got a bunch of short curlies stuck in my teeth! He really has a Nut Fro!"

by PhallusAccusations December 19, 2012

Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

dag nut

A dagnut is someone who is goofy. I.e., someone who is acting silly.

Frank is acting like such a dag nut!

by Aiyoub November 10, 2015

weiner nuts

The nuts of one's weiner

(Bob)"Yo' did you see them weiner nuts last night?"
(Bill)"Yeah yo, I sucked them hard."

by pro_#1 July 6, 2003

chest nuts

A nut covered in a super spiky porcupine-ish protection shell that will give you a million splinters if you fall on one in your yard. The nut itself is evidently so damn tasty it inspired a Christmas song that has been covered by everyone and their brother.

when a man turns into a woman and gets a boob job, they are called "chest nuts" in some parts of the world.

definition one:

"Remember when Carla was Carl before he/she had the chest nuts installed?"

"How could I forget?"

definition 2:

"Chest NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FI-AHHHH!!! JACK FROST NIPPING AT MY DOOR!!!!!!!!"

"I like tuwtles"

by jeezusbonbonz October 12, 2008