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Your mom's credit card

Someone tooks your mom's credit card to buy robux and premium on roblox
Kim: Haha noob i am better than you on adopt me
Yeon: I have Your mom's credit card
Kim: *lefts the game*
by Hyebun1 May 23, 2021
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your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.
Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"
by spencerlovesboys January 20, 2009
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I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life
by I love reddie September 25, 2019
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HOWS YOUR MOM & THEM?

another way of saying "hello" or "whats up"?
by bigdogchopper January 5, 2012
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Ur mom gay lol

A comeback so powerful that shriek keeps it in his swamp it has the power to kill man.
Jeff: Tyrone put down the KFC
Tyrone: Ur Mom gay lol
Jeff: dies and gets raped by 10 Mongolian sex slaves
by Lil cumstain February 11, 2018
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mona's mom

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.
mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!
mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!
mona: damn...
by shmo =^^= December 13, 2003
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