Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021
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Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.
Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot
Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,
Because at the time
Being gay
Was
Frowned
Upon, so he
Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes
Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of
His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,
not
A name to
Discriminate
Against, so we
Are simply using
This name as an example.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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by Rangel27 November 24, 2021
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Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
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Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
Dad: He's just Michael Scott-ing it.
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Get the Michael Travi$ mug.Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
Michael. A guy bout his money. He rather get to the money than be friends. Next partner he with gone be bout fucking and money. fuck you good then get money! Lmaooo
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