michael

Michael. Michael is someone that the second you talk to him, you cannot get your mind to think about anything else. He makes you smile on your saddest days, he makes you laugh when you feel like crying. He is beyond perfect.

michael has the perfect smile

by cumisthebestsnack March 4, 2022

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michael

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14

His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything

by My name is Michael March 6, 2022

Michael

The introverted teen reading this right now

Guy: Man! Who is that who never talks?
Guy 2: Thats Michael, for sure.

by cheems1 March 7, 2022

michael

bitch

Michael is a bitch

by weemstar March 7, 2022

Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”

Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting

by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025