A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Michael is one of the weirdest people ever. He’s so moody he can’t even fully understand himself and his switches. One second he’s happy and up and the second later he’s not willing to talk anymore. He’s loyal and handsome and good looking. Michael’s got curly hair and a great smile and he’s also a good kisser. But here comes the bad part: he has no experience about sex and needs a girl wilful to teach him all the tricks she knows, because Michael’s one of the guys who need to truly like a girl to make love with her, he’s not about bed friendship. You girls need to be patient to him, this guy’s got a great heart and will love you to death!
person A: “Michael’s got such a great heart, I wish everyone was like him”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
person B: “I know, and he’s also soooo cool”
by dirtydancing67 November 21, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.
by Runmo February 17, 2023
Get the Michael Saucingmug. A loving couple in the school. Should stick together no matter what. They shall all ways love each other !
by Vanilla unicorn December 13, 2021
Get the Bethan and Michaelmug. by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
Get the Michael D. Higginsmug. A Michael Jox is a joke about Michael J. Fox (celebrity) that makes fun of the fact that he has Parkinsons Disease, which causes someone to uncontrollably shake. Usually depicted with pictures.
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Structure: Michael J. Fox+Obect=Something
Originated on 4chan's infamous /b/
Jake: "Michael J. Fox+Coca Cola=Frag Grenade"
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
"Michael J. Fox+Fan=Tornado"
"Michael J. Fox+Shake and Bake=Breaded Chicken"
"Michael J. Fox+Hand Crank Flashlight=Light Saber"
"Michael J. Fox+Operation=Graveyard"
Amir: Man those were some hysterical Michael J. Okes!
by Waitzsauce May 21, 2009
Get the Michael J. Okesmug.