Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.

me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.

by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021

Ho Jacks

Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.

Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.

*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".

*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".

*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".

by RoadDawg April 14, 2013

Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere

Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss

by Bob Saget February 14, 2017

Jack Rice

when a girl does a line off your penis

Becky totally did a jack rice last night

by Bust Down March 28, 2015

Cracker Jack

When someone smacks, hits, or back hands a white person.

You:WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!*smacks white man thats standing next to you* White man: OWW!*Rubs cheek* Random Stranger: Ooh B*tch you just got Cracker Jacked!

by Michealla Kixx May 10, 2010

flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007

Jack Johnson

A whiny Bitch with a guitar that every one loves for being trendy.

Jack Johnson is a Douche

by Jak6508 January 28, 2010