shard face

When someone has a strange look on their face when they snort meth and have half of it on their lips...

Oh man look at Ian he has a serious shard face.

by Shard-o-beef December 5, 2010

german face wash

Ejaculating into your hand then proceding to wash your face with it.

Guy 1:hey mike your face looks really clean today, whats up?. Guy 2:yeah I gave myself a german face wash earlier. Guy 1:(........

by bruceO.o December 7, 2010

thesis face

The facial expression on one's face after one has been sitting in front of the computer while unable to contribute anything significant to their thesis, instead staring at the screen in anguish.

I saw Jane in the library today; she must have writers block, as she was making her thesis face at the computer screen.

by braindead101 May 17, 2011

Tiger Face

Putting on a fierce (metaphorical) face, akin to that of a fierce tiger, when in a situation that needs some fierceness in order to be resolved.

"Job hunting in the current economic climate is very depressing, but still...Tiger Face!"

"That boy is genuinely beautiful and must be mine..Tiger Face!"

tiger

by Katie Sophie Bells July 1, 2011

pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

by cathexis July 24, 2011

Local Face

A skinny cracked out looking girl that usually works at your local gas station or convenient store. She'll have bad teeth from smoking and lack of care. She looks about 10 years older than she actually is. Usually hangs out with the local wiggers and always has an angry look on her face. Can also be spotted at what ever local bar that scumbags hang out at. Old dudes and your slower friends may think shes kind of hot. There is at least one of these girls in every town and they never leave because they don't have a car. You can see by the way her face looks that shes never been anywhere and will never go anywhere.

Dude 1: Hey man did you see that new girl working at the gas station.

Dude 2: Yeah she has a bad case of Local Face

by Pomack September 10, 2011

toaster face

A girl/boy who has so much acne their faces they look they were smacked over the head by a toaster on high heat.

"Oh my god, did you see Megan today? What a toaster face."
"Yeah, it looked so nasty!"

by los pies es succio! January 28, 2012