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Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole
Stop fucking being a douche dude
by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
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douche LA move

a phrase used to describe the act of drinking Whiteclaw
Person 1: "mmm i love me some whiteclaw"
Person 2: "whoa, that's whiteclaw? what a douche LA move."
by JzwhaIe August 9, 2021
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douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010
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Douche

by Aphiina April 15, 2019
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Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.
Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"
by freebiglurch November 7, 2012
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Super Douche

A super douche is someone, typically a male, who flexes in either all, or the majority of his photos.
Did you see Justin's last Instagram post? He's such a super douche!
by BallerDoucheBag October 15, 2015
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douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.
Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.
by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009
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