bird rage

The feeling of rage you get when you’re a birdwatcher and you see/hear a bird and you can’t figure out what the HELL it is.

I used to like hearing bird songs. Now, they fill me with pure bird rage.

by HopHoppipHarvest May 20, 2021

Dodo bird

A speciesism of humans yet to be identified as normal.

Girl: Oh look it’s Garrett

Garrett: IM A DODO BIRD
Scientist: I wonder if he identifies as normal?

by VotiveCobra7793minecraft May 24, 2019

Cheeseburger bird

A nickname for chickadees in North America, so called due to their springtime mating calls

(Me) I hear the cheeseburger bird

(Chickadee) Cheese-bur-ger

(My friend in a confused state) Oh, do you mean a chickadee

(Me) Yes

by Hurricane Dorian March 31, 2025

Bird

Used to describe a NYC female who is always outside & can be portrayed as a thot or bop .

Jaylen: "yeo why is Skylah on Atlantic again w allem niccas"
Cameron: "nah what she's s bird, where is ha crib"

by Sbbillz' January 25, 2024

Polish Birds Nest

A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.

“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”

by Cdvdbrghthrhdv June 21, 2023

Bird

Many people consider birds to be a modern descendants of dinosaurs, specifically pterodactyls. However, people are slowly becoming more aware of the fact that they are actually government drones (g-uh-v-urn-mēnt dr-ōnès). They typically hide outside on power lines to stalk citizens outside their homes. The CIA controlled scientific community claims that they "migrate South" during the winter to escape the "cold weather", yet the materials of a typical B.I.R.D. are highly resistant to temps ranging from -40°C to 100°C. In reality, they migrate South during the winter because they are sent South from the White House in Washington D.C., in accordance to their quarterly S.O.C. test (Sh*t On Cars), to generate revenue for oligarchical corporate owned "car cleaners" which contribute to Biden's presidency and remnants of Pablo Escobar

"Yo, its a bird."
"Dude that's so cool want to take a picture?"
"F*CK no get the electromagnetic pulse"

by Big_brother_is_watching April 13, 2024

Bird

A winged abomination, they're secretly government drones, ready to hunt everyone and everything.

"I don't mean to get political here, but what the hell's a bird?"

by fobalicious October 23, 2019