Anal Projecting

The act of pooping while high.

*on the phone*

"DUDE HOLY SHIT I'M ANAL PROJECTING"

"Bruh how many edibles did you eat"

by pantaloon.exe December 28, 2020

honor anal

Honor anal (similar to the Japanese sepukku honor suicide) is a process whereby a person shoves something in their ass to escape the shame of an immoral action - except they have to live with the consequences of butt fucking themselves, so it’s much worse than honor suicide.

“Bro, last night was so bad you blew like 2 grand on strippers” - friend

“Damn bro might as well honor anal myself”

by Tgphelps February 07, 2018

Anal glazing

When you pull your penis out of a tight vagina, spread her ass cheeks apart and cum on her butthole leaving her glazed like a doughnut.

I pulled out of Crissy and eased her cheeks apart and unloaded my jizz all over her butthole I was astounded by what I seen. Like Krispy Crème my anal glazing dream.

by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 06, 2023

Anal my kananal until it is painful

What you tell your bf when you want anal sex

I told liam to anal my kananal until it is painful

by Ava eats cock March 15, 2019

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.

Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.

by Bi0sh0cker123 March 13, 2016

Turtle anal

When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle

-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica

by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018