Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022

Anal Monsoon

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

anal white bright

When you get your ass hole bleached and spread your butt cheeks apart. Kinda looks like a sun shining white and bright.

Dude I have an anal white bright now!

by Melaiden January 24, 2017

Anal Sis

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.

Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!

by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020

anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.

)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”

by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.

I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019