Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!
by PurpleCarrotSticks February 5, 2022

ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠ MEANS THINGS WILL CHANGE
1: i̴̮͙͂̑ ͓̱͂h̴̠̹̆͝o ͔̣͠p ̥͕̈͘e̵̢̐ ̻̠̐̎t̶̲̔̄h ̯͗͆a ̫̈́t ̡͒ ̶͎̝͠ö̴̜̠͐n̵̼͈͛͆e ͍͍̿ ̵̛͚̻̋d ͉͇̃͒a ̘̜̈́͝y̶͎̣͗ ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠
2: what?
2: what?
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by oceanicrealm April 29, 2023

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."
No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
