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John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF
by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020
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Michael John Extreme

Weed
(Can also be called Michael John Premier Edition)
Person 1- do you want to get Michael John Extreme for tomorrow
Person 2- hell yeah dude
by whatyoulikeyou March 2, 2021
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Paddy John Mccarick

paddy is very sexy and hot and fuckable
omg whos that sexy guy
its paddy john mccarick
by neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel January 3, 2023
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andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!
by iluvmoney January 12, 2023
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thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim
Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John
by ASDA John September 1, 2023
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To get John Wicked

To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.

Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.

Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
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Hood niga john

Hood Niga John is the our lord and savior (The holiest name of Jeses Christ) the son of King Nigger (The holiest name of God)
“Thou shall go to church and pray to Hood Niga John every Sunday morning
by Hoodlumfromdahood November 25, 2021
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