Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

From the tit to the clit

A male that is a mama's boy who leave his mother's home to his wife's. A male unable to look after himself as his mother does everything for him and he has no skills. Moves in with a partner who takes on the role of a mother

That man can't do anything for himself..from the tit to the clit

by Fifilalalulu December 29, 2021

lost her tits

To lose one’s mind over something simple.

She “lost her tits” over the gnat in the elevator.

by Blade 110 March 11, 2022

Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

Tits out to here

A phrase, usually combined with holding your hands out in front of you, palms in, fingers spread, as in holding on to giant titties.

Used to describe said ginormous knockers.

Dude I hooked up with this chick last night! She had tits out to here!

by rabblerouser69 August 29, 2010