Dick Mexican

What a dick is inserted into a tortilla

“Bro imma do a dick Mexican then have my girl suck it”

by BotchyBootchy November 12, 2019

Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Mexican friend

Mexican friend, a person who you can never trust except telling the time.

hey Mexican friend, how long till the bell rings

by skinny.white.ugly.boy.69@gmail November 21, 2019

Mexican Pipeline

When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity

Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?

by Mexican Pipeliners December 1, 2019

big mexican daddy

The name for that one mexican in the group who is by far the best looking, coolest, most absurdly rad guy with a huge penis and a hot girlfriend

"Yo, wheres big mexican daddy"
"He's out fucking 12 girls including your mom"

by Big Mexican Daddy December 10, 2019

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of eating spicy Mexican food, waiting a duration and then defecating on your partner’s breast followed by sexual intercourse with said breast. If done correctly, the surface will be quite slippery and also spicy enough to burn your pee hole.

After eating Mexican Food, Johnny and Carla were feeling frisky. Carla asked Johnny to give her a Mexican Slip N' Slide . So he shit on her tits and fucked them. The burn in his pee hole didn’t stop him from finishing.

by RegD432 December 12, 2019

Mexican methhead

A Mexican on meth that is in public

“Look at that Mexican in the corner”
“Retarded Mexican methhead”

by ASSEater739 December 16, 2019