Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
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This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
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me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣
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Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
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I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.
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