Pop Tart Drunk

When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.

Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!

Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.

by matador755 October 3, 2017

popped a chicken strip

a saying for any action you are doing

“hey john, what did ya do yesterday?”
“just popped a chicken strip, wby?”

by static156 June 11, 2019

Pops up anytime

A boner that pops up at anytime that the boner pleases, generally when most inconvenient.

*guy taking a math test*
*boner pops up*
"Hey man, want some help solving for x?"
"Nah boner, I'm good"
*boner retracts*
*thinking* It just pops up anytime doesn't it?

by Thatguy448 June 19, 2017

Sissy pops slay!

The exclamation for any given amazing accomplishment or circumstance. Can be used after a statement implying a person's affirmation or dismay, to certain scenarios they face daily.

Hey there, pals! I have nailed the long assessment although I felt burnt out while reading through materials. Sissy pops slay! I did what I should deserve!

by mintysparkly29 January 13, 2023

piss pee pop

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

by bentcharger June 6, 2018

Russian Pop-Off

When you take the pinkie finger, insert it into the anus, and twist.

Hey bro, I just gave your mom a Russian Pop-Off last night! It was wild!!

by lgndgumball June 2, 2018

Ping Pong Pop

When someone who has their nuts in their ass farts and pops them out, sounding like a ping pong game.

"After she gave me a Ping Pong Slap, i popped em out"
"wow, i wish i could Ping Pong Pop like that"

by Thephysicalembodimentofjesus December 9, 2016