"Ugh, I feel ugly."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."
"Bitch I have so much acne that I look like a pizza with extra pepperoni, TRY MY LIFE."
by PoisonousCandy February 17, 2017
by Maggy May April 11, 2008
A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."
Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."
A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."
by BladeBronco December 03, 2012
Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.
Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"
Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"
Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"
Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"
by Punter Boy February 01, 2010
by History! November 13, 2016
Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
by radar180 December 10, 2016
One of the best songs in existence, written by The Living Tombstone. It has a techy beat and it's very fun to listen to if you want to dance or something idk I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life or something shut up stop judging me I CAN FEEL YOU JUDGING ME BE QUIET I'M SERIOUS STOP
Person 1: I like the song "My Ordinary Life!"
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME
Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP I LIKE THAT SONG TOO WILL YOU QUIT JUDGING ME
by Agender_Pan_Bakugo_Simp May 15, 2022