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Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach
Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned
by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025
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National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
by Urbandanny July 18, 2025
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Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole
“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
What’s that”
by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025
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Mcsoley Mouth Dragon

Someone that has the meanest and ugliest resting face. The ultimate mouth breather.
Dude: “Jackson has the worst Mcsoley Mouth Dragon i’ve ever seen.”
by Cade Mcsoley February 18, 2026
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Canadian Snow Dragon

An advanced sexual prank. When a male is receiving a blowjob from a female. He must first cover his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap in male syrup. Once the females mouth clamps around his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap he holds her mouth shut with one hand while shoving her head down with the other, nutting as hard as he can. While doing so he informs her that he has an STD (only the nastiest will do). She will immediately gasp from shock. Timing must be perfect, resulting in the female blowing maple syrup baby gravy out through her nostrils.
Nancy was pissing me off last night so I gave that hooker the biggest Canadian Snow Dragon she has ever seen.
by Artie J Saves March 30, 2026
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