Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

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vaporwave is dead

meme which began after haters of the music genre - vaporwave said it's not popular anymore
Often used with the sentance 'whats dead may never die'

hater : vaporwave is dead dude , its trash
sadboi , listening to vaporwave : what's dead may never die

by KaliTheSadBoi November 19, 2016

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Dead Vibes

A suicidal person giving hints of killing himself.

Homie you given of dead vibes. Is everything okay?

by Isxga September 7, 2020

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Dead Member

It just means a person who's not fun to be around or isn't being fun

I’m going for a swill

You dead member

by TheMukbangGod June 28, 2022

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Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

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