Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Tits in my Inbox

a game used to decide who does something, similar to "moose ears" and "nose it." players collect pictures of tits and whoever has the most at the end of regulation, usually 24hrs, wins.

-My birthday is in two weeks.
-Let's get some kegs
-Who's gonna pay for them?
-Lets play Tits in my Inbox to be fair

by The James Bentley November 9, 2010

Clam Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Clam your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

slim jim tit

When a bitch has some long skinny nipples, resembling a slim jim.

Not as tasty as it sounds.

"Yo dude look at that chick's slim jim tits"

by tittymilk69 September 14, 2015

Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Bitchass McFace Tits

someone who is excessively annoying, has a terrible face, and terrible boobies.

Dude did you see that girl? She was DEFINITELY a Bitchass McFace Tits!

by Chris01598 September 16, 2007

Tits out to here

A phrase, usually combined with holding your hands out in front of you, palms in, fingers spread, as in holding on to giant titties.

Used to describe said ginormous knockers.

Dude I hooked up with this chick last night! She had tits out to here!

by rabblerouser69 August 29, 2010