Rule 34

It's a website where you watch image porn.

Alex: hey joe is there bob ross porn
bob: search it at rule 34
alex: OH MAH GOD!!!

by yeah j April 2, 2020

rule 69420

Rule 69420 means to make a gay comment, specifically around a women you must make a porn video.

Boy - this d goes really deep
Girl - that sounds gay man

rule 69420

by Plasmaqick123 June 4, 2022

Rule #33

,,Accept what you can't change,
Change what you can't accept"

-Man just accept that...
-Bro Rule #33

by AKayser February 26, 2023

rule34.xxx

a porn site named after Rule 34, where people upload hand-drawn/3D-models of popular characters in suggestive ways... because it's porn site, obviously. The site is also filled (no pun intended) with scammy porn ads that nobody is actually going to click on.

dude, look at the results for Scorbunny on rule34.xxx, holy damn.

by myrealname3144 April 6, 2023

Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011

The Rule of Three

1) The rule of three is the rule that controls how and when celebrities die. If one celebrity dies then two must follow or the universe will become unbalanced. This is why Betty White has not died.

2) The rule that things that are written in threes are generally more funny, more satisfying, and effective

Example 1

Dude 1: did you hear about that 911 dialing cat dying?

Dude 2: ya I did! I wonder what celebrities will be next! The Rule of Three always keeps me on my toes!

Dude 1: I hope its Tracy Morgan.

Dude 2: I can't help but feel that's racist...

Example 2

The three little pigs and goldilocks and the three bears are all examples of The Rule of Three in fairy tales

by él_tejon October 9, 2013

Soggy Ruler

Using your wet penis as a ruler during your GCSE maths examination, after previously having intercourse minutes before.

Glad I had sex before the exam. Had to use a soggy ruler on question 17.

by LongDongDylan October 8, 2014