Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal

Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means…
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude

by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024

60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.

P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.

by Triggers365 March 15, 2017

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

by Jarv2005 April 7, 2023

Rule A330

If there is something popular... Tracing , Cringe , Gacha and Fanart Exists.

Something: *Exists*

Rule A330 Artists: Helo.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

road rules

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.

Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.

by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003

road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.

When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.

by Spock July 13, 2003