poopy poo poo

when u fart a little....to goood :)
omg greg you let a poopy poo poo!
by shartypants123 October 08, 2021
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Poo Placement

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement

As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 03, 2013
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Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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Mid-poo entertainment

A form of entertainment used to engage oneself while defecating
While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment
by Default name November 22, 2009
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poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd
"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"
by dan"da"man January 04, 2010
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Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.
type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.
by Ejectra Johns October 21, 2010
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SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.
Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?
by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019
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