Piss-wank

A fuking cuck head. A person who thinks they're the best at everything, little do they know everyone hates him.

Oi mate, look over there at Archie, that piss-wank

by Whatta Meme May 30, 2018

Radioactive Piss

When you pee and it tastes like wine.

"Damn Toby! I took the fattest piss of my life and it splashed in my mouth! Tasted like WINE?!?!? It burnt off my tongue. I don't fuck with Radioactive Piss."

by theduckdestroya October 4, 2020

Fried Piss

Fried piss is used to cook piss fries and piss fried chicken.

Tommy made some fries with his fried piss instead of using the toilet to pee.

by REGGIESHITS August 27, 2022

pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

PISS

An acronym for "Play It Safe, Stupid."

She wanted me to ride bareback, but I insisted on the PISS method and wore a rubber.

by Stratelejazzuar November 13, 2011

Double-dip piss lips

A old saggy hag with oversized nanna flaps, that fall into a bucket-like cunt that a community of deadbeat losers store their seamen samples.

Hey did you see double-dip piss lips last weekend?

by Laicositna July 18, 2025

Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.

Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024