mexican bitch

when people think you're mexican because you look mexican but when you say you aren't you're a bitch.

girl 1: are you mexican because you look like one?
girl 2: bitch no!

girl 1: stop acting like a mexican bitch!

by high school musical 4eva July 30, 2017

Mexican teapot

The act of inserting your penis into your spouse's mouth, urinating I to the sealed mouth cavity until urine pours out of their nose.

My legs got soaked after giving Helen a Mexican teapot

by Curly smurf July 28, 2017

Ol Mexican hot finger

The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected

Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!

by purejoemomma April 18, 2018

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Mexican wedding ring

When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.

Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!

by Timepower October 29, 2018

mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

by Dbubs82 February 24, 2019

Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019