Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.

"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!

by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011

Facebookaki

The spewing and spurting of nastiness by a bunch of your Facebook 'friends' all over your Facebook 'wall' all at the same time; so much so that you can't squeegee it off before the whole planet sees it.

"All my 'friends' went Facebookaki on all my pages, and I'm out of tissue!"

by myspacecadet January 23, 2010

In-your-facebooker

A couple who communicates lovey-dovey smarminess via Facebook.

"Did you see the 'we're so in love with each other' crap Lee and Chris were posting yesterday?"
"Yeah, they are so in-your-facebookers"

by dunkentz November 19, 2009

faceboo

Yo, you know those friends on Facebook, friends of friends, people you don't know, but they always be likin yo posts, sending Happy Birthday or commenting on yo club pics? They yo faceboos. You have ya bros, ya hos, ya boos, ya cuz and ya faceboos.

Babe, why ya gotta be so jealous! Quit trippin! She's just my faceboo!

by Jamesknapper June 4, 2013

"in your face"book

The use of an online social networking site where one may post insulting, critical or rude comments about someone on their friend list, with the passive-aggressive hope that the intended target will read their wall, and know it is about them. This strategy is a substitute for confronting the individual in person.

Man, that was a real "in your face"book move to hack your boss like that in your update. Do you think he read it yet?

by tempemployee January 11, 2010

Facebookworthy

An event, photo, rumor, or other happening that is worthy of posting on your Facebook profile for everyone to see.

"I just partied, drank scotch & sang karaoke all night with guys and their Korean servant girl harem in their mob lair without paying a single yen. It was definitely a Facebookworthy evening."

by Travitron December 16, 2008

Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011