A chinese that is seemingly unable to speak to write in chinese, giving the appearance of a banana (yellow on the outside white on the inside) but is actually, really, just another chinese.
Characteristics include but not limited to :
1. Bougie appearance (may or may not actually be)
2. Speaks only English even though proficient in other languages
3. Exceptionally friendly with everyone (relative to Chinese counterparts)
Characteristics include but not limited to :
1. Bougie appearance (may or may not actually be)
2. Speaks only English even though proficient in other languages
3. Exceptionally friendly with everyone (relative to Chinese counterparts)
by Treeleggedchair April 23, 2019
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SCENE 1: STREET
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
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Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
Could also refer to someone with a case of the drip.
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