The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably a homecoming) in a makeshift last minute outfit, because your wardrobe has to lack a nice enough fit that you won’t get clowned for. Upon arriving at said homecoming, you have to get your woman taken by somebody who has been attempting people to get them to call him a certain nickname for over a year.
“Bro I can’t believe I pulled The Alex at this year’s homecoming. I didn’t think Justin could steal her out of everybody.”
by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021
Get the The Alexmug. 
by chama.mp4 December 14, 2023
Get the Alex Pereiramug. If you have a alex in your life you are lucky. She is everything you could ask for in a friend and more. She is cute and funny and smart. Anyone and everyone likes alex. If your dating a alex then you might as well be in heaven because she is caring cuddly and overall amazing. you'll never find someone like her again so never let go.
by Gfredbeat September 28, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Goofy ah fifth graders who plays royale high and make the most unfunny jokes. Alex is the type of person to make fun of people saying they have no friends when the truth is they actually have no friends.
by That anonymous May 27, 2022
Get the Alexmug. A dick who has no dick.In other words, heś definitely ugly, but have become way less hot for not giving him what he wants in the milliseconds that he wants it from you.
by 123455jk May 8, 2019
Get the Alexmug. someone who says he’s agreeable for his own self-confidence as he denies all the damage he causes to every else’s lives
Alex pursues my cooperation with such a vehement disregard for the negativity of his behavior that his arguments of righteousness look like an insult.
by minutemade002 April 28, 2024
Get the Alexmug.