Alex

Hamburger

Person one: is that Alex?

Person two: No, that's a hamburger. Dumby.

by FartEater9000 July 27, 2023

alex stevenson

People who inherit this name usually have quite a large penis. Also known to be super THICC in certain areas. The word is also used as substitute for huge.

Damn, your ass is alex stevenson.

by jamalisbutters07 November 21, 2018

alex

a fine lad with a huge shlong.

girl: omg that’s alex
other girl: what about him
girl: he’s so fine and I bet he has a huge shlong

by ozosixixiksm December 8, 2020

Alex

someone who doesn't think he can do wrong and continues down every path that hurts you because his mommy said he’s a good guy

I told Alex he hurt me, and the next day he argued about how he’s a good guy and I should trust him (and his disgusting behavior).

by minutemade002 April 28, 2024

Alex

Big Simp

Yo, Ted is an Alex

by TheRealRowan February 26, 2020

Alex

Ugly, has a lot of hair, everywhere. Ususally bad at Walking, can only throw balls.

Alex has small balls.

by Weltenzerstörer November 22, 2021

Alex Zgoda

A person who is really into Lego India Johns 2

”Yo have you heard from Pepper recently?”
“Nah she’s been playing Lego India Johns 2 for like 3 weeks”
“What an Alex Zgoda >:(“

by Groop Moop September 8, 2025