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Cake

To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like
“ damn he’s so annoying, I just want to cake him”
by anonymous July 23, 2024
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Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.
Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”
by cakehole6 April 27, 2024
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Caked

Slang for being "fucked"
Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'
by levijmusic January 4, 2019
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beating them cakes

she really wants me beating them cakes bro
by king54321 April 16, 2017
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caramel cake

That girl got a caramel cake bruh YEET!
by Bombsquad May 26, 2014
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Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.
Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.
by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025
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cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.
Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!
by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014
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