Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.

11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.

by aPeerson February 20, 2024

eight year old

A person who loves screening in Fortnite and Xbox love to ruin it and think they are funny, also usually very racist and somehow doing your mother even though you haven’t heard from this cringe child ever. Calling you gay and furry every second and eats Doritos and screams when parents don’t give him the iPad.

Bro, yesterday I met this eight year old on Xbox live and he said he did my mom, but I told him I’m an orphan and he muted!

by Mr. dickenballs June 27, 2023

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

by Savage patch kid April 10, 2017

ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

by postinspector June 29, 2018