Douche

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag

"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"

by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010

Douche Chicken

Lovingly waking up ur sister who fell asleep on the truck seat while you were plowing

Wake up douche chicken

Wake up douche chicken let me in!

by Liltigz October 20, 2021

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

douche

an asshole who is sassy, condescending, and extremely good looking

"That guy, Eric Shuffle, is such a douche"

by ruffshuff November 12, 2012

Douche Bag

A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.

Wow! That douche bag's social media almost made us think he was going to play.

by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 13, 2015