perk-me-up

I'm so tired. Let's get a perk-me-up at Starbucks.
by ringaling June 25, 2009
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You heard me

A New Orleans’ saying. Often used after ever sentence, even when not necessary. Meanings: “you feel me”, just to emphasize your sentence. pronunciation: *new Orleans accent* “urr her mi”
“The saints are going to winning the super bowl, you heard me?”

“Let’s get some hand grenades, you heard me? “

“What time is it, you heard me?”

Anthony Davis is a dog, you heard me?”
by GooseMrz November 17, 2018
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fuck me to death

To get bad news, to hear someone you don't like get good news. Or to get good news.
" Bob hit the lottery today". "Well fuck me to death"
by VF-24-Tomcat October 20, 2007
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Don't O'Reilly Me

What you would say to any douche-bag attacking you in a dismissive, bias, ignorant, hypocritical, narcissistic, distortive and incriminating way, much like the douche-bag commentary of Bill O'Reilly.
Guy #1: Dude, I've lost so much respect for you after you called my girlfriend a bitch.
Guy #2: But you said that she was yourself, remember?
Guy #1: That wasn't what I meant.
Guy #2: You're such a hypocrite; you know perfectly well that I was just backing you up after you said it, so get off your high-horse and Don't O'Reilly Me, asshole.
Guy #1: We need to cut to a commercial.
by Ryryq March 21, 2010
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bring me the device

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"
by DemmiaPwns April 01, 2009
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Fuck Me Running

An expression that can be used when one is angry, surprised, upset, etc.
Fuck me running, I forgot to pay my electric bill this month!
by BUTT DUR4ANG0 January 06, 2008
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