christian bitch

1 a person that is way to religious
2 someone that won't shut up about religion

Judy's nice but she's a real Christian bitch
-iyan l

by Iyan l June 8, 2018

Giggly Bitch

someone who laughs at the most basic bitch shit.

video of dogo:"bork"
me: *tries not to laugh*
Video of dogo: *borks to a song*
me: *laughs uncontrollably like a giggly bitch*

by Mr.Caids February 12, 2019

Bitch Britches

Prison term used to define the way homosexual inmates wear their boxer shorts; they wear them backwards for easy access.

Officer notices that inmate exits the shower area with his boxers on backwards, indicating that there has been some recent homosexual activity or such is imminent involving the inmate. Inmate is wearing his bitch britches to advertise he's open for business.

by Sweetbabycorn September 18, 2008

rent a bitch

Event security guards.

Usually have alleged 'real' wanna be jobs (music industry, acting, athlete, real estate etc. . .) that they couldn't hack it in.

Become part time arm folded dipshit rent a bitches at events thinking they are security. Anybody employed by CSC events staff or the like. Calling themselves supervisors furthers the sadness.

Rent a bitch. Posers.

by Loser Police July 8, 2011

closing bitch

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

by Rick Dicknipples March 27, 2007

Bratwurst Bitch

An in-your-face mother of all insults designed to frighten and bewilder the recipient due to its absurd combination of sausage and common everyday insult.

Hey man, who you talkin' to? "Oh, it's just Kathy" Tell her she ain't nothin' but a bratwurst bitch!

by Eazee C March 9, 2009

Snooze a Bitch

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.

Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!

by Rammz September 7, 2012