shat in your cornflakes

When someone’s being a moody fucker you might use this phrase to find out why

Mia:*being a daft moody bugger*
Claudia: who’s shat in YOUR cornflakes?

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

Park your pooper

The act of sitting down on chair or other sittable object.

Aup mate, grab a beer and park your pooper.

by Oriblem December 24, 2017

pluck your harp

Tantalizing a woman’s delicate instrument using a two finger technique.

“Can I pluck your harp?”

by FlexLexi January 6, 2018

kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer May 2, 2018

yeeting on your man

A synonym for taking your man.

We've been yeeting on your man since 2003.

by Hupauhbi April 18, 2017

slow your horses

slow down bro

woah there Johnny, slow your horses

by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017

in between your teeth

Relating to either heavy tongue kissing or a blowjob, literally in between their teeth.

Dude, no homo but I really want to be in between your teeth.

by SeanNotShawn October 4, 2017