Pizzy Pooed

When your friend named phoenix goons you till you shit

Damn Phoenix pizzy pooed me all night

by fjordglimping master June 28, 2025

Poo mountain

A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain

Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.

by Galethedirty May 31, 2020

gummy poo tail

2nd coolest dog to ever exist after zaza the dog. He has a poo tail and hardly no teeth.

Omg did you know gummy poo tail has a poo tail.

by Telescope March 26, 2023

Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’

I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!

by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 9, 2021

poo placenta

the small hard stool that proceed the birth of a seven pound turd

"where's the khazi old boy, I can feel the poo placenta beginning to dislodge!"

by dan"da"man January 4, 2010

Windy Poo Train

When you fart in the back of a fan and the foul scent travels

“Jeff let a windy poo train go and now the whole room stinks”

by MonkeRob September 7, 2020