grooming the growler 

To provide thorough oral services to the vaginal region; a synonym for giving oral pleasure to a woman, preferrably one who still sports a bush. Can also refer to carpet- munching a hardwood floor, if the woman has shaved or waxed.

The officer was caught with his pants down, grooming the growler of the sergeant's wife.

grooming the growler by ladywhiteshadow December 9, 2008

jerkin the gerkin 

Slang For [Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

jerkin the gerkin by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

separate the sheep from the goats 

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

separate the sheep from the goats by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

The good Ol days of music 

Oh the GOOD OLD DAYS OF MUSIC.

Yeah. Every generation says that. Fact is, countless excellent bands are created every day, many excellent new bands will be made and their fans will grow up to say that was the apex of music.

Basically, piss off.

*the good ol days of music doesn't exist, its an illusion

The good Ol days of music by datguy1&datguy2 June 23, 2011

The Gary 

Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.

Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.

The Gary by TheGaryMan January 1, 2013

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

two in the cooch, one in the gooch by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

smell the glove 

an album and song by spinal tap.

i was listening to smell the glove that day i crappedmy pants.

smell the glove by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007