Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Sauced up Saxon Style

To be so completely intoxicated you lose all senses except those of immediate perception. Reverting yourself to the cognitive ability of a 4 month old

"Dale just got sauced up Saxon Style"

by Dr. Emiele vaxximama December 8, 2023

3 Sword Style

the act of jerking off two guys, one in each hand, while sucking off a third guy.

Zoro had his mouth and hands full giving Luffy, Sanji, and Franky the 3 Sword Style!

by Hobner August 22, 2024

Eiffel Tower style

Committing suicide with a pistol in your mouth and a pistol at the back of your head

I went to his house to go piss on him again… and he was sittin’ there, he had gotten a 45 out of his father drawer… and put it in his mouth. And another pistol at the back of his head, and I guess he was gonna fuckin… commit suicide fuckin… Eiffel Tower style. And I still broke in and I still peed on him cuz I thought he was such a fuckin bitch.

by Shaun marrion February 18, 2024

Sled-Doggy Style

You get multiple men to submit to you. All on leashes. And then the woman must yell MUSH and proceeds to peg all of them

“It’s true. I asked her if we could try Sled-Doggy Style. She was all up in there. And I just let it happen. Like the submissive bitch boy I am.”

by Beer Banjos and Boobies February 23, 2024

Three Sword Style

When you have a penis in your mouth, another in your left hand, and a third in your right hand.

My favorite hentai is when Luffy, Sanji, and Franky give Zoro the real Three Sword Style.

by Hobner March 31, 2024

Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024