Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

Piss Brothers

When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.

Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.

by pissbrotherinventor October 5, 2022

pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

taking a piss

two people simultaneously hit a gb

“hey dude, me and cali are taking a piss later tonight, wanna hang?”

by merebou June 14, 2020

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 22, 2020

Taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something, but it can also mean taking liberties, like hogging all of something meant to be a shared resource for yourself.

That's the 35th time you've been back to the all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You are taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 3, 2024