Pooplear Fission

When the unstoppable turd meets the immovable asshole.

Man, I haven't been able to crap since a week before thanksgiving dinner! When I finally hit the pot I'll probably achieve Pooplear Fission and blow the back out of the toilet.

by Sk1walker December 6, 2010

perplexted

writing a cryptic text/sext that has recipients saying: Say WHHHAAAATTTT?

When I texted my buddy "do you keep your **** in the naughty drawer" he replied, "Whaaattttt? you've got me so perplexted?"

by barrgrrrrr August 31, 2011

Perplexic

When a dyslexic person is perplexed. Usually due to the fact that they are dyslexic.

All these letters and numbers got me perplexic!

by Twerkxqueen23 July 14, 2014

popless

Popless a term used when referring to a conversation that has yet to be started because of the participants fearing to pop

Well I don't pop and he doesn't pop so I guess we're popless

by Socialterms August 29, 2017

peoblem

A problem you have with your bladder.

I have a peoblem, I can't pee.

by Lover Boy 123 October 20, 2017

Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

Pooplegger

One who illegally smuggles toilets across borders

You want an elongated, comfort height, one piece toilet? Well you’re in luck because I’m a pooplegger and just brought up 10 bowls from Mexico.

by EntheogenicOm February 5, 2018