monkey devil

a mean mean bass line provider often found at partys raves and disotek's

person 1- Are you going to the rave on saturday?

person 2- s*!t yeah, i heard theres gonna be a monkey devil there

by md999 November 18, 2007

Monkey!

Most badass animal. Best thing that ever happened. sex.

"Monkies pwn"

"I wish I had a Monkey!"

by Mr. Gibbons February 24, 2008

Monkey Toss

A foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter's goal. Derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.

There are various forms of the monkey toss, including the D-Toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the Bank Toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).

Dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.

by Haggdogg June 18, 2009

Monkey Sticks

Another term for drumsticks, usually used by other members of a rock band to refer to the insane idiocy of the drummer.

That idiot forgot his monkey sticks again....

by nonpercussionist October 29, 2009

monkey knuckle

Like a camel toe but much smaller often referred to as a shetland vagina

Did you see her monkey knuckle? It was the smallest vagina I've ever seen.

by lunchbox#1 July 13, 2012

MONKERS

A baby looking like a cute baby monkey.

Person 1: aw, how old is your baby?

Person 2: he is 2 months.
Person 1: well he is so cute.

Person 2: Yeah he is a little monkers.

by BabyFeatureslove March 10, 2018

Monkey

An other way to call someone stupid or an idiot

Man 1: you want to go to Brandon’s house?

Man 2: nah, Brandon is kinda monkey

by ¥BlackWinter¥ November 2, 2019