Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

by MysterMaan July 31, 2011

Jack Time

When a friends time keeping is so poor, they arrive anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 hours late...

Alex: Dude where were you?
Jack: Oh sorry I'm running on Jack Time

by Mack1990 August 17, 2011

Hackey Jacking

The disgraceful act of serving ones hackey sack to ones self.
Similar to masturbating.

Bro stop hackey jacking you are making everybody upset.

by The3niglets September 1, 2011

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Jack Russell’d

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome

‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that’

by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021

Jack Foster

Jack Foster is the sexy person in the world with the absolute biggest cock.

me: Hi, my names Jack Foster.
Her: OMG! I just came.

by Pemis_pemis June 22, 2021

Jack Carnage

A rugged Mountainous Man. A man who has reached the utmost heights of masculinity, even towering over Chuck Norris. This man has learned every art of pleasing women, often accidentally acquiring a harem of doting females. A Jack Carnage hates others who pick on the weak, often reminding the Beta bitches who's territory and friends they are fucking with. He is also immune to snake venom. Never play Poker, Uno, or any other card game with this creature, as he can summon any card with magic. Yes, that's right. He's also a wizard. Like Gandalf the Gray.... if he was a Redneck. You can spot this magical creature by his distinctive features. Shirtless, a beard that grows all over his body at an alarming rate, a deep southern accent, and He prefers to wear a leather hat. Possibly a trophy from his latest kill. If you are to encounter a Jack Carnage, promptly offer him alcohol and an alligator steak. DO NOT ANGER THE JACK CARNAGE

"Oh my, that beautiful man must be a Jack Carnage"

by The victim of jack carnage April 23, 2022