red eye

a drink old fugs think they just need to drink.

refer to the movie COCKTAIL

by JT October 4, 2004

Ireland's Eye

A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.

I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!

by billberto March 18, 2005

Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

Wall Eyes

Breasts on a female that are so obviously fake and far apart that they look like "eyes" on a wall.

John: "Dude, that stripper's tits are SO fake."

Dave: "I know man, she's got wall eyes."

by JimmyTheHand September 20, 2009

Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye

Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.

by Giiza June 1, 2010

museum eyes

When you are staring at something for so long - you can no longer concentrate.

Or when you are over-stimulated or over-tired and your attention span is gone.

After a day at the Smithsonian you can no longer look at any more art and you now have museum eyes.

by daisywheel July 3, 2008

whispering eye

vagina.

i'd love to see you... and your whispering eye...

by thecosbys. December 18, 2008