Cock Neck

A condition that occurs after giving to many blow jobs...

I had fun last night at the party, but I think I have cock neck.

by Stains and Smears May 6, 2018

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018

emu cock

an insanely large cock, with the length of an emu's leg

Damn! You have a emu cock!

by tirgge January 20, 2017

jonathans cock

the biggest thing on the planet.

jonathans cock is bigger then svantes

by adolf hatler January 24, 2017

Cactus Cock

When you spend too much time in a hot climate, whenever you are exposed to even slightly cold weather, your penis gets incredibly small.

Spent too much time in the sauna, and the whole next day I had cactus cock.

by The_Smoke_Brothers January 26, 2017

Champagne Cock

Similar to a champagne birthday, its the N'th guy a female has sex with where N is the day of the month you were born on.

Sully was my champagne cock, I'm born on the 11th and he was the 11th guy I've let inside me.

by sexdeviant November 27, 2012

dust cock

when something is so dusty (usually a car) that you just HAVE to draw a cock on it with your finger.

"i got dust cocked last night at 7/11. it was tragic."

by jayjoob June 27, 2012