Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 02, 2023
wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY
SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE
by lesser of 2 eviles July 31, 2015
by The.1.with.the.bigballs February 09, 2021
Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.
by skylorddylllll November 16, 2019
When a women is masturbating, then she takes her wet fingers and puts them in their partners ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.
by CutterLad April 24, 2025
When a woman is fingering herself and then uses the vaginal juices to give their partner a Wet Willy.
She was playing with her self last night, then out of no where she stuck her wet fingers in my ear and gave me a Wet Jilly.
by CutterLad May 24, 2025
A self-inflicted swirly in which one then proceeds to stick his/her head into the crouch of a female.
by Unkle karl April 25, 2019